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 Playing a Trick on Oneself
A scholar of Dongcang prefecture was traveling one night in open country when he caught sight of a magnificent mansion.  “This should be the site of a family grave,” Dong wondered.  “Where did this house come from?  Maybe it has been conjured up by foxes.”  As he had read many stories about a young scholar meeting and marrying a lovely fox-woman, he expected the same to happen to himself and he slowed his pace.  After a while a team of carriages came up from the west, the people all resplendently clad.  A middle-aged woman lifted the window curtain and pointed at the scholar, “That is a nice young man.  We can invite him in.”  Stealing a glance into the carriage, the scholar was overjoyed to see a maiden as beautiful as a fairy seated at the back.  The carriages drove into the house, and then out came two maids to the scholar with the host’s invitation.  Convinced that he was meeting a host of foxes, the scholar entered without asking the host’s name.  A sumptuous feast was laid out, but the host did not appear at once.  His heart pounding with anticipation, the scholar waited anxiously for the moment to enter the bridal room with the fox-maiden.  In the evening the air was filled with the sound of gongs and drums as well as wind instruments.  Lifting the door curtain, an old man came in a bowed to the scholar with clasped hands.  “The bridegroom has finally arrived.  As a scholar you must be familiar with the procedures of a wedding ceremony.  My family is honored to have you as the best man.”  The scholar was sorely disappointed on hearing this.  Since no one had promised to marry the maiden to him, he could find no excuse to refuse to be the best man, especially after his carousing at the feast.  After going through the wedding procedures as fast as he could, he took his leave in low spirits.  His family was looking for him all over the place since he had failed to return for the night.  When he described what had happened to him indignantly, the listeners all burst out laughing.  One of them said, “You cannot blame the foxes for playing a trick on you, for it was you who played a trick on yourself!”

When Dong Qiuyuan finished his story, I told mine.  A man named Li Erhun, who could not make ends meet, left for the capital to make a living.  When he met a young woman riding a donkey along the way, he went up to her and tried to make her talk by teasing and joking.  The woman did not look offended but simply ignored him.  The following day they met again on the road.  Throwing a bundle wrapped with a handkerchief, she called back, “I will stop in Gu’an County tonight.”  Li opened the bundle to find a few pieces of jewelry inside.  He had just run out of money to pay for his trip, so he took the jewelry to a nearby pawnshop.  It turned out that these had just been stolen from the shop.  Tied up and flogged, Li had no choice but to plead guilty to the theft.  At the end of the story, I remarked that Li Erhun was indeed the victim of a hoax played by the fox.  Dong Quiyuan disagreed.  “If he had not made passes at the young woman, would he have suffered such consequences?  I would still say he played the trick on himself.”